You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie!

Moving along… With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Is that a cooking show? Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg 'fixes' it… then perhaps gifts! Oh, I think we should just stay friends.

Oh God, what have I done? Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?